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I was opening a recreation center, and all the materials I needed to build the gymnasium were falling off the truck that was supposed to deliver them to the location. Thus, I politely asked the driver to help me secure them.

We could all use some help now and then but we probably shouldn’t scoff or  laugh at the one we are trying to help.

This could go on forever. But then you may end up sounding like a little frog in the distance on a warm spring evening.

I have no defense for this one.

Just another ordinary day...

Please, handle my paintings with utmost care.

Dirty volcano!

Another story about the rare, red nun. This poor nun has been put through the wringer. And for what? That’s just not right.

Somebody had to do it, right?

I know... this one is all over the place. But how many palindromes talk about Star Wars?

Was that a rod on a rail? Nope, just an odor. Weird.

I’m sure Jonathan has figured this one out before!

While there are so many that I enjoy that make me laugh, I really like this palindrome because it actually makes sense.

???? Time keeps on slippin’ into the future...

I don’t really have a story for every palindrome I’ve thought of, especially since many of them were over the last couple years.

Muse: one of the nine ancient Greek and Roman goddesses believed to be in charge of particular arts and sciences.

Mime: an ancient dramatic entertainment representing scenes from life, usually in a ridiculous manner.

I can’t say what the two of these would equal (sum), but they seem to be well matched.

Alligators need lots of instructions.

I know what you’re thinking. It’s impossible to find a red nun who would get in a bus and allow you to drive her under a submarine. Believe me, it’s easier when the sub is dry-docked!

Doctor backward was just begging to be used, so I told ol’ sawbones what I do and don’t do to see if it would help him diagnose my obsession with words. It didn’t.

See?

This age-old question is clearly answered by the next palindrome.

It hurts when you run into the handle of a door!

Everyone has a laminate piece of identification, but I’ll bet there aren’t many who have a diet animal trap!

For those who are not aware, Strohs is the name of a beer that they do not make anymore. I tried it before and it did stink. As for my gym knitting shorts, well....

There is something dark and foreboding about this palindrome, and it almost seems to make sense. For me, that is a rarity in my composition, but I still like it!

This could be the name of a trendy new gallery.

Clearly, Nigel is a pilot, albeit one with a conspicuously-shaped lip. It seems the air traffic controller sees that Nigel is in danger and is instructing him on how to avoid it with his airplane.

I thought of this palindrome a few years ago, when it seemed everyone was using Uber, and it seemed like I heard the word several times a day. As for the word “Luft,” you can hear Nena—the German band—sing about it in the 80s song “99 Luftballons” on the same-named album. Who has ever heard of a floating bullet, right? And who wouldn’t want to tell Uber about a sly red nun in under one?

This palindrome started with amygdala, which is part of the limbic system of the brain. Not sure why I know that but this word backwards is pretty much the start or middle of a sentence, so it just progressed from there.

This palindrome started with the word step, and I just kept playing around with it and came up with this. I have never submitted palindromes before, so I haven’t tried the composer yet, but I am looking forward to it.

It has been somewhat difficult not to think about Russia over the last four years, so why not use it in a palindrome?!