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A gas, Laci crafts a vast farcical saga.

Did I see rupee purees I did?

Tit burst if it’s, “Rub tit!”

“Tops is demon rum, rum,” I murmur, “no meds I spot.”

Odists’ erratic illicit arrests I do.

Salaam - god damn, is sin mad dogma, alas?

Elsie, most assured, is loopy, all lewd: “I’d well lay poolside Russ at some isle.”

“As lesbos did, I did,” sobs Elsa.

Today, call a fallacy a ‘dot’.

To viper I do dire pivot.

Spot palette’s sacred nutcases act, under cassette laptops.

“Red robot, red robed I hide, border to border.”

No, stop a filial flail if a pot’s on!

Navy, bless every pyre vessel by van.

“Golden,” I urge, “peg ruined log!”

Evil axis saw I was six, alive!

Emir casino ‘drape pardon’ is a crime!

Yes, Syd OD’d on anises in an odd odyssey.

“Evarista, her owl, wore hats!” I rave.

Anne has a NASA henna.

Go help Pinafore Dirk cajole Lojack, rider of a nipple hog.

Eva, we note cadet lit a sign: “Idle welding is a tilted acetone wave.”

An Irish toot was Noelle on sawtooths, Irina.

We dare possess ‘opera dew’!

To Idina, Sir is an idiot.

To her I fire hot!

Tits rub if I burst it.

“Start on snot, rats!”

So red a crab met embarcaderos!

Sleep, mildewed limp eels!