Original Palindromes Oldest

To help martyr crawl a rut (anti-memetic item), emit natural war cry, trample hot!

Warden rubs it in, it is burned raw.

A buck says SOBs are venal creeps, sarcastic illicits, a crass peer clan, ever as bossy - ask Cuba.

Dubya dynamites Rodney’s semifinal plan if I, messy, endorse Tim any day, bud.

Emo hymn: “I lived degenerately, let a reneged devil in my home.”

Hey, Tim, a STI - both saddened, dash to bits amity, eh?

“Mad asps are venomed as a demon, Eve!” rasps Adam.

Oh, a fine motel bae lass is saleable to men if a ho.

Trade, Sue: most eggnog, a rotifer in a vat, tubs of usual cat nasties, a bed (if I debase it), Santa Claus’ UFO’s butt, a van I refit, or a gong - get some used art.

“No enemy ego,” began a cheeky tyke, “eh, can age bogeymen eon!?”

No, lessen fool aloofness, Elon!

“We poll… uh, hullo?” - Pew.

“Yuge” gar evaded average guy.

A demo stage begat some DA?

Apish Tim’s mad at Adam Smith’s IPA.

Dude, tariff I rate “dud”!

LAPD cops (arg!) grasp OCD pal!

“Lob tuft at fútbol!”

Navigate when, eh, we tag Ivan.

Ne’er go green?

Obstruct Curt’s BO!

Oi, Claire’s a serial CIO..!

On a limb, I rib Milano!

Salad renaming is a sign I’m a nerd, alas.

Solo gigs sass gigolos.

Tessa, let Nina pull up an intel asset.

To her, USS is sure hot!

Yo brat, Lana’s an altar boy!